If you obtain a PM titled ''Bad Times'' delete it immeidately! 'Cause if ya dare to open it...
(if it is a review don't move your cursor on it or it has the same effect)

It is a virus that deletes all on your hard drive and does the same thing to all other hard drives within 4000 feet! And that is just the beginning! It erases all your money on the bank! And it rewrites your PIN, makes your video recorder malfunction, and uses subspace magnetic fields so all your CD's you insert get scratched! It reprograms your mobile phone and what is left of your internet connection so you can only dial 555-SEXYBABES and only visit www.metacafe.com/tags/sex! It pours all existing liquids in your aquarium! It drinks all your beer!

And if that weren't enough...

It leaves dirty underwear on your table when you got someone visiting ya! It replaces your shampoo with shoe polish... stuff (i don't really speak American) and your shoe polish with glue! It secretly has a relation with your girlfriend/boyfriend and pays all the sex in fancy hotels with YOUR money!

It brainwashes you! You run around the world with a pair of scissors! You will throw the sharpest things in the world on a way that's only funny when you hit someone's eye! It makes MS Word go crazy! It spawns typo's in every word you type!

If you are using a Mac and open it it will do more than just that! It also leaves the toilet seat up and the electronic devices (which are plugged in) dangerously close to a filled bathtub! Not only it will pull all ''dont-pull-off'' labels off your pillow and matress but also replaces your french fries, hamburgers and such with vegetables and fruit!

Warn the other people!

If you don't warn 5000 other people within 20 seconds or you'll leave a fart so big that you can't control your rear, legs or penis ever again! NEVER EVER AGAIN!!! And that fart wil leave the nearest person to you on fire!

I opened the mail and yeah... this is the result:

Do you have a friend on NG? Is it THAT GUY? I am his BIGGEST FAN !!! (i am the biggest fan of Little-Rena only, i never met your friend i think, i am just typing...) MY friend on NG? GODPERVERT!!! He is the ultimate anime lover. His posts are nothing but anime... But anyway, i found the weirdest website ever... i suggest you dont click the link... Once you go there, they keep you there forever... not really (of course) but betcha wont escape. But back to godpervert (why is this a link???). I suggest to godpervert (okay, i stop linking to his account) he watches the Anime Collection on NG... and to kornrox, thanks for the link i found on your account. It was anyway stupid that i didnt found a way to escape. But i escaped...

P.S. Do you want this keyboard? The newest in keyboards is out. I am gonna press the 'wft?!!' key right away... Or the 'flame' key? And if ya wanna know, i got it from a Dutch website: Cyberschijt (translated to English: Cybershit) so here it is:

I am Mathiman's new account. I am Flash-Collector because i collect rare flash movies. Click here to view my collection.

Reason of rarity:
Neil: How did he get the pictures?
Sleeping at the office: Made Tom Fulp sad.
Lets have a party: How much do you see a flash with your own head as an icon while you have nothing to do with it? That guy's me but i never uploaded a picture of me and had nothing to do with that flash.
Wii vs PS3: Do you ever see a fight between Sony and Nintendo where Microsoft may have them beat?
SMBZ7: It's a fake but nice flash.